NEWS ON A PLANE! Naked Man on Alaska Airlines Forces Plane to Return Back to Anchorage - P.O.W. Report

Friday, February 9, 2018

NEWS ON A PLANE! Naked Man on Alaska Airlines Forces Plane to Return Back to Anchorage


We all know that news is always better and more interesting when it's on a plane, which is why POW Report is Alaska's number one source for news about planes! We deliver only the best to our readers and understand that you appreciate all our efforts!




USA Today:

A passenger stripped naked and locked himself in a bathroom on an Alaska Airlines flight Wednesday, forcing the plane to return to Anchorage shortly after takeoff.

Airport Police and Fire Sgt. Darcey Perry confirmed the incident to KTVA TV of Anchorage, saying officers were dispatched to meet Alaska Flight 146 when it returned to the airport there at about 3 a.m. local time.

“There was a subject on the aircraft that had barricaded or locked himself in the bathroom, the lavatory,” Perry said to KTVA. “Flight attendants did find that the subject was naked.”

"The police came on and took him out the back door," Kate Danyluk, an Anchorage teacher aboard Flight 146, said to The Associated Press.

Danyluk said she never saw the man after he reportedly took his clothes off, telling AP that several other men stood nearby to block the view. She said he heard from others on the planes that "he had taken off his clothes and he just wasn't in his right mind."

FBI and airport police met the plane upon landing, though it was unclear whether the man would face charges, according to AP.

It's clear what happened. This man was simply too damn hot! Us Alaskans know the feelz when we leave our frigid State and enter the lower 48. The heat is unbearable and with this 'Global Warmin,' trying to adapt to the differential temperatures can be too much, which is why Alaskans often negate these warm temperatures by eating ice-cream [It's a scientific fact].

This man is clearly much more sensitive to our climate than the average person and Alaska Airlines  is NOTORIOUS FOR NOT HAVING ICE-CREAM (despite knowing that Alaskans consume more ice-cream per capita than any other state!)

POW Report firmly believes that if every Alaska Airlines flight carried ice-cream it would help relieve the trauma and stress of not only climate changes between destinations but also make air travel more enjoyable.

Therefore, POW Report has take upon it (as a matter of virtue) to start a petition and I hope you'll join me! #ReplaceSnackNutsWithIceCream!





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